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Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

#20899091
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44736) - you deserved it (3849)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

#20491476
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (4875)

On 02/03/2013 at 11:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19722) - you deserved it (12074)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

#14524206
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34054) - you deserved it (3695)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Serbia



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