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Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

#20491476
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (4036)

On 02/03/2013 at 11:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14987) - you deserved it (8303)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (2718)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Serbia



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