FMLs submitted from Serbia

Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm / Serbia / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

by Anonymous / 02/03/2013 at 11:27am / Serbia / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

by hairy / 03/08/2012 at 9:30am / Serbia / Love

Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2011 at 7:29pm / Serbia / Health