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Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33076) - you deserved it (2869)

On 09/22/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by WhiteCaribbean (man) - Saint Lucia (Castries)

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56652) - you deserved it (9094)

On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia



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