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Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36924) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/22/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by WhiteCaribbean (man) - Saint Lucia (Castries)

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60108) - you deserved it (9565)

On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29186) - you deserved it (2802)

On 03/25/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by John (man) - Saint Lucia

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