Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)
Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
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On 03/29/2013 at 10:19am - intimacy - by notagyno - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, I asked my bosses for three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses are my aunt and uncle. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)
Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML
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On 07/27/2012 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
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On 05/30/2012 at 12:45pm - kids - by unzucht (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)
Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I was making hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)
Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania
Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)
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