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FMLs submitted from Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321 (234)

I agree, your life sucks (29780) - you deserved it (2087)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I was making hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (6319) - you deserved it (18272)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

#16371531 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (21027) - you deserved it (6074)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (21319) - you deserved it (1623)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML

#15385853 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (32237) - you deserved it (2166)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

#14731547 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (19164) - you deserved it (3598)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (23674) - you deserved it (4113)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (6493) - you deserved it (10643)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

#8658955 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (17524) - you deserved it (1689)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

#8243991 (385)

I agree, your life sucks (14777) - you deserved it (1155)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:19am - intimacy - by CheatedOn (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML

#4780151 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (30929) - you deserved it (6103)

On 08/24/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Constanta)

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

#2137630 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (41710) - you deserved it (1460)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by verycre8tive (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

#381498 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (118298) - you deserved it (14779)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)