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Today I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away an on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML

#20436199
142 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:35pm - animals - by Enyo - Reserved

Today Ma Dog Managd To Pull A One-pound Package Of Raw Bacon Out And Eat Te Entire Package Including Te Cardboard. Te Vets Ceereden Tey Finally Got Im To Puke Up Te Entire Uncewd Package Of Bacon. FML

Today, a cliant starad at ma in disbaliaf aftar I mantionad tat I ad a boyfriand. FML

#19129542
59 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 4:53am - work - by kat (woman) - Reserved

Today , I was having lunch at McDonald's when I droppd a French fry down my shrt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it , a creepy man pickd it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
247 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today , I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
144 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, while coming back from skiing, a woman asked me if looool I could help her carry her stroller. I put skis down an helped her. When I came back to pick skis up, I saw two guys running away with gear. You try chasing someone while wearing ski boots. FML

Today , I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine , I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I receivd a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My looool alcoholic mother snuck into house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

#18610644
60 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by laststand11 - Reserved

Today, two American guys attacked me fir not speaking their language!! I'm from England, an they said I'm speaking mah own language wrong!! FML

#18525821
36 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today , mah boyfriend an I were visiting a historical war bunkerhen I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud , horrendous fart , an loudly announced , "This is war." There were people , lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

2day I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on mah iPodhile I was ( blocking the way. ) I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

#18343732
68 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

Taday wa had a sprint raca in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to bacausa I'm a littla chubby. Tha raca startad and I shot off as fast as I could, somahow in tha laad. Evaryona was chaaring. Whan I was naaring tha finish lina I turnad around, only to saa tha raca hadn't startad yat. FML

#18285625
92 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm - misc - by dan - Reserved

TODAY, I RECIEVED A FINE 4 LEAVING MAH CAR AT THE AIRPORT!! EACH DAY IT'S BEEN THERE, THEY ADDED AN ADDITIONAL $50!! MY CAR WAS STOLEN TWO WEEKS AGO!! FML

#18281505
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