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TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MY MOTHER. HER IDEA OF A BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ME IS BUYING ME A HUSBAND. YES, BUYING. SHE TOLD AN ASSHAT SHE FOUND ONLINE ABOUT MY TRUST FUND, AN NOW THEIR BOTH TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER "THE WEDDING OF THE MILLENNIUM". SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Y I'M MAD. FML

2day My Prom Dress Finally Arrived!! My Prom Was Yesterday!! FML

#20544424
106 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar

Today I realised that I've been deployed 4 far too long hen I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing looool suit!! FML

#19678152
84 comments

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On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, looool until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

#8651104
105 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 10:05pm - love - by ifaisal - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I decidd to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through looool the canvas dugout wall and decidd that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML

#6433707
48 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

2day I spent 3 hours looking at a youtube video fir how to do rubik's cube. Even after being told how to do it, I couldn't finish it. I scroll down at the comments and read "Awesome! I'm 10 and can do it in 3 minutes now!". I'm 28 and still couldn't get it, even with a guide. FML

#3529242
166 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 4:08pm - work - by DoesNotLikeCubes (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, Ma Friend Told Me Se Ad A Stalkero Ad Been Emailing Er!! I Lauged, An Told Er It Was Probably Some Fat, Ugly Virgin Sat Beind Is Computer All Day!! I Ten Continued To Describe An Mock Te Stalker, Only To Realise Tat I Was Basically Describing Myself!! FML

#3083519
88 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by TheHatedOne (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I was jogging through my nieghborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flrted fir a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me fir the dry cleaning on your period pants."

#660831
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95274) - you deserved it (5137)

On 03/28/2009 at 12:50pm - misc - by Lolrus - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)



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