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FMLs submitted from Puerto Rico

Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

#10628803 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (26831) - you deserved it (2101)

On 05/19/2010 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by GrossedOutKary (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML

#6485720 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (20145) - you deserved it (5202)

On 11/27/2009 at 10:02pm - love - by lonelyguy (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

#4539683 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (56611) - you deserved it (2540)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:32am - money - by Shadyblood (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

#3746953 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (38278) - you deserved it (14782)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by guess28 (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, at work, this lady comes up to the counter and asks me for some napkins. She came up to the counter 5 times, when my boss told me to find out what happened to her. Her daughter had puked all over the table and floor, she had covered it with napkins and then left. I had to clean it up. FML

#2592046 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (39139) - you deserved it (1817)

On 06/04/2009 at 3:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

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