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Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (1231) - you deserved it (3771)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my hatred for IKEA reignited when I rammed my knee into my hotel bathroom's plexiglass counter top while I was drying myself off. Their interior designer must have have been suffering brain damage when she matched everything with the floor tiles. FML

#19203292 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (3816) - you deserved it (1494)

On 03/02/2012 at 4:06pm - health - by Skyra (woman) - Portugal (Setubal)

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Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

#18755712 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (12998) - you deserved it (2768)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:56am - health - by naagodinho (man) - Portugal

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML

#18137309 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (9366) - you deserved it (3806)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:50am - love - by S. Bauer (woman) - Portugal

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