Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 8:40am - work - by unknown - Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)
Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 3:27am - money - by naughtytwinsisters (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous - Philippines (Pampanga)
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines
Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 12:02am - health - by lalala (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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On 05/11/2010 at 4:56am - intimacy - by justsingle (woman) - Philippines
Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
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On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by penpendesrapen - Philippines (Manila)
Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. The proctor doesn't allow giving back test papers after it is turned in. And no, I can't retake it. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:35am - misc - by stupidupid (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by notalcoholic (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)
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