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Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

#19661227
95 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML

#19072736
79 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

#17794413
113 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:40am - work - by unknown - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
290 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, our boss asked us out to lunch and told us to choose wherever we wanted to eat. Thinking that she’d be paying for it, we chose a pricey seafood restaurant. When we'd eaten, she told us that we could pay her back later. FML

#15111306
74 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 3:27am - money - by naughtytwinsisters (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

#15025118
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23299) - you deserved it (18187)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by thestudent (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I wanted to do something special for my upcoming second anniversary with my girlfriend, so I decided to make a short animation of our lives together since we were preschoolers. In the middle of working on the storyboard, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14649899
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26459) - you deserved it (2136)

On 01/20/2011 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous - Philippines (Pampanga)

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

#14026959
108 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

#11953086
100 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 12:02am - health - by lalala (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML

#10462251
93 comments

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On 05/11/2010 at 4:56am - intimacy - by justsingle (woman) - Philippines

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

#10414091
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35818) - you deserved it (2962)

On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)



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