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Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

#19635956
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (7074)

On 05/17/2012 at 6:33am - misc - by kazmatazz (woman) - Oman

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10173) - you deserved it (31536)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman". She was disappointed and disturbed by this and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48107) - you deserved it (6515)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:57am - misc - by liberatedwoman (woman) - Oman (Masqat)



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