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Today, I was trying to wiggle mah boxer shorts off to get it on with mah grlfriend when mah knee hookd on the elastic band. I was anxious to get startd, so I usd force an endd up kneeing mah grlfriend in the crotch. FML

#4151663
106 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 1:46am - intimacy - by solomantis (man) - Norway (Oslo) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today , I went to buy lunch at a grocery store . The total was 3 pounds , an my card got rejected 4 insufficient funds . I fished about 4 change , an found I only had 2 pounds . A homeless man behind me in the queue then offered to give me the remaining pound . A homeless man paid my lunch . FML

#4131254
143 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 10:24am - money - by faentalivetmitt (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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I had two minutes to get to the bus stophich usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie mah shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. mega FML

#4108973
53 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 2:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone . One year ago , I followed her to Norway,here her family lives . I left mah friends , family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her . Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm . FML

#3925497
116 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 8:03am - love - by person_r (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

today I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months,ho insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

#3907270
70 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 3:07pm - love - by Grevling (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Yesterday... I Saw My Crush Walking On The Other Side Of The Street. She Hadn't Noticed Me... So When She Did I Nonchalantly Looked Over An Casually Waved To Look Cool. I Then Walked Right Into A Lamp Post. FML

#2991516
99 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, ma 3 year old kid wanted to do someting nice. I told im e could pick up some of is toys. He wased ma new Ipone instead. FML

#1774504
108 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Troms)

Today , I colored mah hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde , but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back , a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red , brown , blonde and green. FML

#1392760
169 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 2:39pm - misc - by Fmyhair (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I was playing with mah kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing mah new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks: "How come yur tits r so small when u have such a big belly?" FML

#677101
89 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 8:32am - kids - by Chubs (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, Mah Mothar Had To Taka A Stool Sampla Bacausa Sha Has Baan Ill 4 Savaral Days. Curious, I Avantually Had To Ask, ( How Did You Intarcapt Tha Poo Bafora It Got Submargad In Watar? ). Sha Yallad From Tha Othar Room, ( You Know That Littla Plata With Tha Rad Stripa ). I Was Aating Off Of It. FML

#327078
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81607) - you deserved it (6926)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by imfullthanks (man) - Norway (Oslo)



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