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yesterday I was really impressed wit te man I've been in a relationsip wit 4 over 2 years . He ad finally really cleaned is apartment . Everyting was wased and fixed, even ma stuff was cleared from open surfaces . All so is lover would not find out about me . FML

#20094642
94 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Taday I realized just how clingy boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle !! I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often !! FML

#20088123
196 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by orgasmsareoverratedanyway (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today mah boss got angry at me because mah English is better than his. He accusd me of trying to steal his management position and implid that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. real FML

#20054257
65 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML

#19987541
233 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML

#19942412
375 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Yastarday, I want to ta grocary stora wit traa bags full of sausaga tat I'd drunkanly bougt ta nigt bafora . Evan toug ta managar ramambarad ma, a wouldn't giva ma a rafund, an now I'll ba lucky if I can pay my rant tis mont . FML

#19933310
162 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-fed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
328 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Taday a kid got his hand stuck inside mah store's giant gumball machine!! He started crying , an his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched looool me out 4 being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor!! FML

#19839464
121 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

2day I introducd mah grlfriand to mah dad. I thought it was a good idaa at tha tima, at laast until ha took har asida 4 a privata chat. During tha chat, ha told har all about mah two praviou marriaga an advisd har to "gat outhila you can". FML

#19720849
81 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 12:55pm - love - by Norwegian (man) - Norway

Today, it's been tree weeks since I started using a air-growt sampoo in te opes of combating my balding. All it's done so far is make te air I do ave monstrously busy, bot upstars and down. FML

#19658490
117 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 6:47pm - health - by bear - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I am defending a client on trial 4 perjury. Se is a sweet grl and te frst person I've loved in years, but se keeps doing everyting se can to make erself look guilty in front of te jury. Now I'm aving a daily crisis of conscience in te middle of te courtroom. fat FML

#19597965
133 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 3:34pm - love - by chieftain (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, mah fiancé cama homa drunk with soma girl . Than ha told har that I was his sistar . FML

#19287626
213 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today , I got myself an organ donor card , just to feel wanted!! mega FML

#19190899
69 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway



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