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FMLs submitted from Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

#18923725 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (6640) - you deserved it (415)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (10010) - you deserved it (1895)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (12810) - you deserved it (825)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (18856) - you deserved it (1281)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (8192) - you deserved it (24260)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (20291) - you deserved it (1973)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, I mopped all the floors in my house. When I was finally done, I accidentally knocked over an open bottle of soda. My cats took this as a perfect opportunity to chase each other around, step in the soda, and track sticky paw prints everywhere. FML

#18055986 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (7024) - you deserved it (1811)

On 10/23/2011 at 5:02pm - animals - by kengu (woman) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (8543) - you deserved it (748)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (25180) - you deserved it (2933)

On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (39674) - you deserved it (3119)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (31533) - you deserved it (2529)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

#14906139 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (6811) - you deserved it (20590)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex any more. FML

#14748187 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (20156) - you deserved it (4872)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by ohyey (man) - Norway (Vest-Agder)