Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)
Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 1:14am - misc - by Lozza111 - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 5:38am - love - by badsinger (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash a KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
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On 04/26/2010 at 5:42pm - misc - by Michelle (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I congratulated my friend for getting engaged. This is the fourth friend of mine this year that has become engaged. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet. FML
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On 03/11/2010 at 7:16am - love - by Lonely (woman) - New Zealand
Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 4:09am - misc - by ilovecowboys (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I went to Uni. I woke up at six and got to the station as the train was leaving. I was congratulating myself on my brilliant skill when, as we passed the carpark, I saw I had left my headlights on. It later cost more for the lead to jump start my car than it would have to drive to Uni myself. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by car_FAILure (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
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