Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
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On 01/04/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML
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On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, after months of job searching I got a job interview. I also later got a phone call from the manager informing me they burned down, and all current employees will be relocated or dismissed, and that my interview, scheduled for tomorrow, is postponed indefinitely. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous - New Zealand
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)
Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 7:02am - misc - by botheredgf (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 2:38am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
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