Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
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On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by anonbob (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I woke up at 4:40AM and went to the kitchen. My brother and his steel-capped boots easily found me in the dark. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Southland)
Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, one of my really close friends changed from being 'free' to 'quite busy' in the space of one conversation because I suggested that we hang out. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 4:33am - misc - by gutted (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
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