Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 8:30pm - health - by CB (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML
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On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 2:41am - health - by FatRunner (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't. And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by JZ (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I met up with a girl I've been talking to on the internet for a year and a half. Turns out she edits her moustache out of all her photos. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 6:05am - money - by Pissed (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)
Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 9:55am - love - by Konstantine (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - misc - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I got back from vacation and realised I still had the motel key. The key-ring has the address on it, so you can post it back to them. I drove to the postbox and posted the key. I then discovered that the motel key won't start my car. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by fmlxxxx (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I had to cover for my coworker who didn't turn up for work. He is always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again so I said to my colleagues "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 10:06pm - work - by mcdeez (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by Unloved. (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I was at work, and some people came in looking for a particular couch. After looking for over an hour on the wholesalers website my boss walks over, makes me take my lunch break and then calls over the couple and takes all the credit for the sale. We work on commission. FML
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On 09/15/2009 at 1:35am - work - by Backseatseller (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I locked myself out of my car while I was putting mail in the mailbox. I could handle that. What I couldn't handle was watching as my car idled away a full tank of gas. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 4:33am - misc - by PostmanPat (man) - New Zealand (Otago)
