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Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

#21483322
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I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (22472)

On 10/23/2015 at 7:08am - money - by Muina (woman) - Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet)

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

#21240900
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I agree, your life sucks (26186) - you deserved it (48051)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20801) - you deserved it (59092)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco



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