FMLs submitted from Morocco

Today, I got mugged for my phone. I stupidly offered to give the guy my money if he'd let me keep my phone. He took both. FML

by Muina / 10/23/2015 at 7:08am / Morocco (Meknes-Tafilalet) / Money

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

by drunk under 18 teenager / 08/19/2014 at 9:37am / Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz) / Geek

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

by Shameonme / 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm / Morocco / Work