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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29483) - you deserved it (5518)

On 01/21/2011 at 4:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Monaco



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