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Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27128) - you deserved it (2920)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17174) - you deserved it (59399)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius



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