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Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML

#21282944
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (2590)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:09am - work - by Thewatcher (man) - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28484) - you deserved it (3047)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18527) - you deserved it (61712)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius



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