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Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software 4 the office as I suspect that one of mah staff has been constantly downloading torrents . It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth . FML

#21282944
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I agree, your life sucks (29628) - you deserved it (2996)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:09am - work - by Thewatcher (man) - Mauritius

Today, I eard someone calling ma name. It was ma niegbor. Turns out tey named tere dogs after ma moter, ma sister and me. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with mah grlfriend. I now have to wear a shrt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (61896)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius



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