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Today, I went on an overnight airplane flight. I wanted to be comfy so I took off my shorts, threw a blanket over myself, and slept. When the lights came back on, I ran to the bathroom before they served food. After using the bathroom, I noticed I hadn't put my shorts back on. FML

#19988832
154 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 9:26am - misc - by anonymous - Lebanon

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
428 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
215 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
162 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
187 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
174 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML

#14635663
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19375) - you deserved it (3972)

On 01/19/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

#14567301
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20795) - you deserved it (3502)

On 01/13/2011 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Lebanon

Today, while browsing facebook I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML

#12864356
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22650) - you deserved it (2950)

On 09/02/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by anyone (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

#8088886
177 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML

#7010356
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22274) - you deserved it (1901)

On 12/29/2009 at 5:57am - animals - by PoachedFish (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

#2182938
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72523) - you deserved it (7925)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

#497
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25175) - you deserved it (2326)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)



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