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I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people soaking in a puddle of mah own piss. FML

Today, I had to explain to my grlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, an said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

#20610275
156 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Taday I thought I felt something itch mah butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just mah imagination, I did mah business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML

#20194684
128 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by lingadoo - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today , I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup fir a wedding. After paying her $500 fir the excellent job she does , an getting dressed , I grabbed the invitation to check out the address , an it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML

#6586443
213 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by DidntCheckTheCalendar (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk.

#5658558
47 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 6:49am - work - by Me (woman) - Kuwait

Taday I woke up with a splitting looool headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stophistling loudly and it was getting on mah nerves. "Can the dickho ishistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of mah department. I'm still on probation. FML

#2560630
131 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by whatzthehell (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I found out that mah husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139560) - you deserved it (14165)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait



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