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Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

#20752773
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (4848)

On 06/28/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19669) - you deserved it (21836)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

#14345671
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10886) - you deserved it (24479)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

#11798566
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29076) - you deserved it (8082)

On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

#10880596
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (8623)

On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

#874593
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106776) - you deserved it (8841)

On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by intranator (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)



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