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FMLs submitted from Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (4720) - you deserved it (5818)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

#14345671 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (8123) - you deserved it (16859)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML

#11798566 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (21959) - you deserved it (6002)

On 07/10/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by hello - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

#10880596 (370)

I agree, your life sucks (18815) - you deserved it (6555)

On 05/31/2010 at 5:15am - health - by FarisH (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

#874593 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (93811) - you deserved it (4350)

On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by intranator (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)



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