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Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

#18623921
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24861) - you deserved it (2812)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (2675)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24744) - you deserved it (9467)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33444) - you deserved it (5312)

On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

#16320641
239 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm - work - by rogerusmc23 - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML

#15448003
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28159) - you deserved it (20710)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:16pm - love - by Username - Japan

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25734) - you deserved it (6651)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

#13648251
70 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I decided to go for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML

#13154158
64 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 8:11am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML

#12866112
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35295) - you deserved it (2380)

On 09/02/2010 at 3:25am - health - by coyote - Japan

Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML

#8658648
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53562) - you deserved it (2776)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

#6321583
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30244) - you deserved it (3517)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)



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