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Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML

#20559208
88 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by sorryyouweregone - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

#20165918
170 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

#20098216
126 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 10:42am - love - by Queso Dog (woman) - Japan

Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML

#20028546
103 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan

Today, I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor, since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
94 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
106 comments

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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

#19899821
98 comments

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On 07/06/2012 at 12:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

#19666346
83 comments

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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a girl counting her change making sure she had enough for the ride. Since it was my last stop for the day, I offered my day pass to her. She replied, "Get away, freak." FML

#19597071
159 comments

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On 05/09/2012 at 10:40am - misc - by calidreaming - Japan (Osaka)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
219 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan



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