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Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49023) - you deserved it (5564)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47392) - you deserved it (4157)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

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