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Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
112 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (3923)

On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML

#17271800
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25142) - you deserved it (9170)

On 07/26/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by anon - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

#17140315
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22259) - you deserved it (2414)

On 07/16/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27497) - you deserved it (4010)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23775) - you deserved it (7325)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33495) - you deserved it (4110)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

#15207126
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34452) - you deserved it (4451)

On 03/05/2011 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Traumatized (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

#14130110
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20929) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (3551)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

#13754576
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6632) - you deserved it (13557)

On 11/07/2010 at 5:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26099) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

#12715799
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15513) - you deserved it (6351)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:25am - misc - by lostvideo - Israel (Yerushalayim)



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