Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML
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On 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
Today, I went to the toilet during drama, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML
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On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man
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