Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I decided to brush my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue I went too far which made me throw up. I was 20 min late for my work. Good start. FML
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On 06/04/2010 at 5:28am - work - by Sergie - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, the passport office informed me I won't get my passport in time to go on holidays. However, they took the money for the passport out of my account 2 months ago, causing me to go overdrawn, and not pay my travel insurance. The same insurance I needed to get the cost of the holiday back. FML
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On 03/24/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by Clauric (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by rie (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30%, the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time, to no avail, finally decides to show an interest in me. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 12:00am - money - by exchange (man) - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)
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