Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)
Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18am - love - by man2 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML
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On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)
Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by mitsuko045 (woman) - Ireland (Mayo)
Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I bought an apartment over what I have just learned to be an Irish folk music store. FML
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On 06/06/2010 at 12:00pm - love - by CrazzY88s - Ireland (Cork)
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