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Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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342 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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210 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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84 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

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235 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the 'dead' man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML

#15640936
70 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
180 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

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123 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by Socarates - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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70 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 12:29pm - misc - by Whatever479 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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297 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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