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I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. mega FML

#21123315
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On 04/26/2014 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Sniffles (man) - Ireland

Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with mah anxiety an to meet people who felt similar. I joked with mah friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML

#21113050
46 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by all by myself (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep looool on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, mah date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML

#21106078
84 comments

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On 04/06/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Taday I had to rush mah 14-yaar-old son to tha hospital aftar ha fall out of a traa whila trying to taka an obnoxiou ( axtrama salfia ). FML

#21102110
107 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today , I found out what it feels lyk to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus . FML

#21088237
106 comments

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On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, an American lady ere in Ireland askd me if I was a Leprecaun. Tinking se was joking, and me being quite ( vertically callengd, ) I decidd to just say yes. Se ten grabbd me and made me endure potograps, cuddles and pats on te ead from all er fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
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Today, I've Ad My Tent ( Cristmas ) Dinner Since Cristma Last Took Place . My Mum As Gone Nuts And Keeps Playing Cristma Music, Making Tese Dinners, And Refusing To Let Me Take Down Te Cristma Decorations . My Dad Is Tooipped To Save Us From Tis Ell . FML

#21016807
98 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

TODAY , MAH PARENTS STARTED FIGHTING AT A RESTAURANT. EMBARRASSED , I WENT TO THE RESTROOM TO GET AWAY AN STAYED IN THERE FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES , KNOWING HOW LONG THERE FIGHTS CAN LAST. WHEN I CAME BACK , THEY WERE GONE. THEY'D DITCHED ME , AN LEFT ME TO WALK SEVERAL MILES BACK HOME. FML

#21008277
52 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 1:11pm - misc - by daenerys stromboli (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Yastarday, I saw ma friand's car in front of scool. I'd ad a bad day and just wantd to talk wit ar. I got in and sat down, and falt somating squis banaat ma. Turns out it wasn't actually ma friand's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's caka. FML

#20978310
99 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

TODAY , AFTER MOVING MILES TO BE WIT MA BOYFRIEND , I LOGGED ONTO IS COMPUTER JUST IN TIME TO SEE IS OTER GIRLFRIEND AD SENT NAKED PICTURES. MEGA FML

#20972839
118 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, my mum staggerd home, piss drunk. When I trid to walk her to her room, she shovd me away and cursd at me fir bieng a ( goody two-shoes ). She then slurrd ( I fuckd your mum ), and informd me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

#20958646
71 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

TODAY, MY TRUSTY OLD CAR DECIDD THAT IT NO LONGER NEEDD ITS BACK PASSENGER WINDOW-PANE, AN THAT IN FACT THE WINDOW WOULD LOOK A LOT BETTER SMASHD TO PIECES BY THE ROADSIDE . FAT FML

#20957404
62 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilld it all over my hand. My mother respondd by slapping me 4 getting water everywhere. My hand is scorchd rd, but thanks, I love u too, mother. FML

#20948987
81 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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