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Today , the passport office informed me I won't get mah passport in time to go on holidays!! However , they took the money 4 the passport out of mah account 2 months ago , causing me to go overdrawn , and not pay mah travel insurance!! The same insurance I needed to get the cost of the holiday back!! FML

#9350215
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On 03/24/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by Clauric (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I realisd I spend more time an receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML

#9102877
143 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today... I Saw Ma Crus Standing At Te Bus Stop. I Did Te "I'm Talking To Someone On Te Pone Ting..." Trying To Be Cool. Halfway Troug Te Conversation Ma Pone Actually Rang... I Quickly Answerd But It Was Ma Mom On Loudspeaker Yelling... "Did U Bring Your Tampons?"

#8472938
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:58am - misc - by Rach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today hile in bed with my game obsessed grlfriend she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath . He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do u know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML

#8368269
109 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

Today, I jumpad into a pila of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pila of camant covarad by an inch of snow. I now hava a 3 inch cut along my lag and a sprainad wrist from falling. raal FML

#7277653
48 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I dressed up, went over to mah boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman.

#7239048
158 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out mah college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

#6908473
100 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by rie (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I leave Ireland after a 5 month study abroad. Today also happens to be the day that the price of alcohol decreases by 30% the dollar increases by 15% and the girl I have been chasing the whole time to no avail finally decides to show an interest in me. FML

#6786909
68 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 12:00am - money - by exchange (man) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. real FML

#6599042
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On 12/04/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by mainlaw (man) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I asked mah boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry yur sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is mah girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

#6353474
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On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was minding a 6-yaar old boy!! Ha baggad ma to taka him somawhara!! I rang his Mum, and sha said I could!! Ha pickad to go to McDonald's!! Ha ordarad chickan!! Aftar his maal, ha told ma ha was vagatarian, and wantad to try soma maat whila his Mum wasn't around!! I got tha blama!! FML

#6339843
123 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 9:50am - kids - by NewlyChildaphobic (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

TODAY, I WAS AT A PETTING ZOO WITH MY BOYFRIEND. A GUY THAT WORKED THERE SAID HE'D TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH A MOUSE ON MY HEAD. HE REASSURED ME THAT THIS MOUSE WAS TRAINED. I AGREED. ONCE THE MOUSE GOT ON MY HEAD, IT PEED. TURNS OUT THE GUY DIDN'T WORK THERE AFTER ALL. FML

#6212555
60 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)



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