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Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Exhausted - Iran Islamic Republic of



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