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Today , looool my boss told me to fire the unstable , former military , gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

#21293180
71 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 1:53am - work - by HelpMe1 (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

yesterday I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the arport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to fine that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML

#18279451
63 comments

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On 11/18/2011 at 5:49am - misc - by Etyl (woman) - Indonesia (Jawa Tengah)

Today, I found looool out mah daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating mah boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, I Was On Skype With A Guy I Really Like, In The Living Room. My Dad Saw That I Was On Video Chat, Got Undressed, Right Down To His Bright Green Y-fronts, An Then Started Dancing Behind Me. My Crush Saw It All. FML

#13536412
149 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, whan I proposd to girlfriand of 8 yaars, sha said no bacausa sha thought wa wara moving too fast. FML

#5892074
88 comments

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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)

Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chaf by profassion. Not only did my family buy a caka from my bakary, I had to maka it mysalf and inscriba it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. Tha worst part is, thay askd monay from ma to pay for it. FML

#5181062
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (2503)

On 09/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by peter (man) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)



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