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Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

#641571
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45801) - you deserved it (5521)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

#168373
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51334) - you deserved it (3093)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:14am - health - by Swaby (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

#161077
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36968) - you deserved it (22651)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

#46035
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (8097)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by charpanda007 (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

#5069
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37985) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by rained - Hong Kong

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5084) - you deserved it (11161)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong



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