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Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (4635)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

#5757165
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7129) - you deserved it (65670)

On 10/10/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by horniness (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

#3364803
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53719) - you deserved it (3351)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FML

#2492731
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50756) - you deserved it (5413)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:06am - intimacy - by frustrated (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

#1218205
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42525) - you deserved it (8268)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

#641571
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53090) - you deserved it (6893)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

#168373
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58759) - you deserved it (3873)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:14am - health - by Swaby (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

#161077
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42643) - you deserved it (26522)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

#46035
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30570) - you deserved it (9819)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by charpanda007 (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

#5069
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47244) - you deserved it (7088)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by rained - Hong Kong

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8490) - you deserved it (19608)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong



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