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Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (4073) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

#21364862
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (2243)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML

#21315499
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14492) - you deserved it (36557)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:26am - work - by unlucky (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49290) - you deserved it (8842)

On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

#20521313
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34792) - you deserved it (3427)

On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

#19666580
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22191) - you deserved it (10195)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

#19489197
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25949) - you deserved it (6152)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by Fartfail (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7584) - you deserved it (25927)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

#19306494
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20896) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/19/2012 at 8:39am - misc - by fuuu. - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45875) - you deserved it (3136)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (7388)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12337) - you deserved it (45379)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong



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