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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

#20521313
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26010) - you deserved it (2100)

On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

#19666580
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14374) - you deserved it (8564)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

#19489197
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17933) - you deserved it (4186)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by Fartfail (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4862) - you deserved it (15737)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

#19306494
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13767) - you deserved it (1482)

On 03/19/2012 at 8:39am - misc - by fuuu. - Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36604) - you deserved it (2112)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (5594)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9370) - you deserved it (38055)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31795) - you deserved it (4138)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

#5757165
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5272) - you deserved it (48601)

On 10/10/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by horniness (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

#3364803
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47158) - you deserved it (2853)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FML

#2492731
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43804) - you deserved it (4223)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:06am - intimacy - by frustrated (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

#1218205
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36193) - you deserved it (6415)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Hong Kong



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