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FMLs submitted from Hong Kong

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (1942)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (20408) - you deserved it (5004)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (8271) - you deserved it (29798)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML

#6594462 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (28785) - you deserved it (3383)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

#5757165 (366)

I agree, your life sucks (4832) - you deserved it (44631)

On 10/10/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by horniness (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

#3364803 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (43784) - you deserved it (2186)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:17pm - kids - by lebanesewoman (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FML

#2492731 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (42528) - you deserved it (4081)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:06am - intimacy - by frustrated (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

#1218205 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (34529) - you deserved it (6197)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

#641571 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (43852) - you deserved it (5297)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my girl handcuffed me to the bed. I willingly let her thinking we were about to have some fun. She then took my phone and read a sent message; 'Wanna hook up?' to my ex. She left me cuffed and blindfolded, and painted my nails before she left. The sent message was from before I met her. FML

#572343 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (60412) - you deserved it (41782)

On 03/24/2009 at 4:46am - intimacy - by littleman (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

#168373 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (49307) - you deserved it (2884)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:14am - health - by Swaby (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

#161077 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (35151) - you deserved it (21626)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

#46035 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (23167) - you deserved it (7486)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by charpanda007 (man) - Hong Kong