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FMLs submitted from Guam

Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML

#6761430 (28)

I agree, your life sucks (18437) - you deserved it (2083)

On 12/15/2009 at 4:23am - money - by dJ21 (man) - Guam

Today, I told my boyfriend I was afraid he would no longer love me when he returned from basic training. Hoping he would reassure me his feelings wouldn't change and we'd still be together, he replied instead, "Shit happens." FML

#6148813 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (23605) - you deserved it (5471)

On 11/04/2009 at 9:00am - love - by reality_stricken (woman) - Guam

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

#2545642 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (113812) - you deserved it (4210)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam



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