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Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50633) - you deserved it (3008)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31261) - you deserved it (3896)

On 11/07/2008 at 2:14am - misc - by z - Greece (Attiki)



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