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FMLs submitted from Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (11197) - you deserved it (1286)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

#12963410 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (22824) - you deserved it (2814)

On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Ohh don't smile." FML

#10066233 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (21955) - you deserved it (2801)

On 04/22/2010 at 1:37pm - health - by :) - Greece (Attiki)

 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML

#7374714 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (17787) - you deserved it (9080)

On 01/16/2010 at 7:22am - love - by Desperate_measures (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

#5124019 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (21634) - you deserved it (53812)

On 09/08/2009 at 8:29am - love - by nitwit (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I said to the pool-boy of my house: “I know what you are doing and you have to stop it.” He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (5884)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

#2303239 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (46490) - you deserved it (2228)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

#240 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (23713) - you deserved it (2619)

On 11/07/2008 at 2:14am - misc - by z - Greece (Attiki)