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Yesterday , I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out , my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him , but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone , saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it 4 six months. FML

#14128873
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On 12/08/2010 at 5:30am - work - by nograd4mee (woman) - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to cange into fres clotes. Pulling tem down, I realize tere's a big fat spider in tem. Not only did I ave a spider cilling wit my genitals teole day, but I'm deatly afraid of tem. FML

#13930948
206 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

yesterday my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed . We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason . She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down . She said there was no reason for her crying . Then she fell asleep . FML

#13830899
165 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

today I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was mah 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him fir lying. FML

#13825613
75 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today , I faild to get mah drivers licence !! My father was the instructor !! FML

#13701806
168 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today... my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me... he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

#13685812
88 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in looool Europe. FML

#13432201
63 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of mah degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them cuz mah German was so poor. FML

#13139163
96 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, aftar almost a waak of baing bad-riddan with a bad flu, mah mom told ma it was mah job to claan tha housa !! Whan I told har I still had a favar and didn't faal wall, sha lookad at ma and said in an undarstanding voica "It's okay honay, you can do it slowly." FML

#12852856
86 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

yesterday I realised that my flight back from Berlin was actually booked fir the 29th of September instead of August . FML

#12818832
81 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Palf - Germany (Brandenburg)

Today... my boyfriend of 5 yeres finally asked me to marry him. He said: We could save taxes if we married.. what do you think? That was the most romantic thing he said to me in the last 2 yeres. FML

#12768911
109 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 5:57am - love - by weddinggirl (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to putted some cloths on. FML

#12483981
49 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Yesterday, I Was Practising The Violin In My Apartment. A Man Knocked On The Door An Introduced Himself With A Smile, Saying He Wanted To Know My ( Schedule. ) I Replied, ( I'm Pretty Busy But Maybe We Could Get A Drink Sometime. ) Tohich He Replied, ( No, I Just Want To Knowhen You'll Stop. )

#11960471
114 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)



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