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Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42242) - you deserved it (11277)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

#213
53 comments

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On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
37 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
135 comments

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On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
26 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
82 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
41 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52365) - you deserved it (13670)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87160) - you deserved it (39780)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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