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Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
17 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
60 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

#756
52 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
27 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
36 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

#754
26 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
56 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, my company was having a huge party. I got to work dressed in my best outfit. At the the lunch break my boss told me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

#274
21 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 1:53am - work - by SMV - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
48 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11071) - you deserved it (65283)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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