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Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7867) - you deserved it (43557)

On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (5294)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14526) - you deserved it (62338)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27302) - you deserved it (8537)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42339) - you deserved it (11289)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54227) - you deserved it (5488)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

#213
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (41150)

On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
36 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
135 comments

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On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
105 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63486) - you deserved it (8682)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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