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Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
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I agree, your life sucks (11960) - you deserved it (50718)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
41 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52310) - you deserved it (13661)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87055) - you deserved it (39749)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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