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Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, my company is organizing a huge party. I go to work dressed in my best outfit. At the the lunch break my boss says to me 'You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!' FML

#274
20 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 1:53am - work - by SMV - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
46 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
68 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
27 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
26 comments

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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (4570)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

#239
93 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17918) - you deserved it (131346)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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