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Today... while I looool was out... I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at mah crotch and said... smiling... "There's something burning down there." I smiled... but she insisted. Ashes had set mah trousers on fire. FML

#345
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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

#343
38 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today , I bought myself an MP3 player. Later , I was laying in bed , listening to music and eating a bowl of cereal , when I went to move the bowl of cereal on the bedside table 4 some shut eye. I dropped mah MP3 player into the leftover milk. FML

#342
37 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 6:02am - money - by Blue - Sent from mobile version

Today... I went to work 300 miles away fromhere I live. I couldn't fine my customer's address... so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wreless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

#339
17 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 3:00am - work - by comphone - Sent from mobile version

Today... I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone... I writhd and twistd in all drection in mah attempt to pee in a bottle left precisely 4 that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor... a good-looking guy... cummd in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing mah business. FML

#338
42 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" real FML

#337
45 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today , I tried demonstrate to mah little brother that , unlike wat he sees in cartoons , it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
69 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I was on a date with mah new boyfriend. I actd very flrty an laughd very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughd so loudly that I fartd. FML

#329
50 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

2day when I threw away mah cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
115 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, an as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, an I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, an held it out to me with a huge grin. big fat FML

#326
34 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

2day as I do every morning, I woke up an gave mah dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissd him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man wo was reading a newspaper!! Suddenly, e sneezd witout putting is ands over is nose!! Instead of turning towards te window, e turnd towards me!! FML

#324
13 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online catroom speaking to tis girl tat I really it it off wit. Se ten confided in me tat se'd recently been dumped by er boyfriend an tat e was a jerk. A littliele later, we excanged potos. It was ma ex. FML

#321
87 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version



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