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Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
24 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
43 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

#367
40 comments

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On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML

#363
28 comments

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On 11/22/2008 at 3:17am - intimacy - by izoliv - Sent from mobile version

Today, my electric razor fell flat right after I had finished with my first cheek. And of course I don't have a manual one. FML

#362
19 comments

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On 11/22/2008 at 2:02am - misc - by Goatkvlt - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
34 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
58 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
25 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
190 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version



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