Today, my 6 year old son says to me: 'You smell nice daddy'. Surprised, but very flattered I thank him, he adds 'I like the smell of cheese!'. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version
Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML
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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version
Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version
Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version
Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
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On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)
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