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Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

#550
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (2210)

On 12/19/2008 at 12:41am - love - by Carla J. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
43 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7242) - you deserved it (36707)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

#543
51 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

#538
37 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25915) - you deserved it (2030)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27213) - you deserved it (8400)

On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

#531
22 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (2164)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
47 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7351) - you deserved it (115994)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8630) - you deserved it (31284)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version



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