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Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

#543
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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

#538
37 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
26 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

#531
22 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML

#525
47 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
193 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
66 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told myself: "Go on you big geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your PC, go for a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe for four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

#517
35 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML

#511
13 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version



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