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Today, it's my brthday . It's 6.30 pm . I'm still the only person aware of what day it is . FML

#543
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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today , I got fed up wit ma niegbor wo as been couging , nigt and day , 4 six monts!! I rang at er door to tell er about several remedies I know of to elp , so I could sleep!! I tus found out se as lung cancer!! FML

#538
37 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, my swaathaart cama looool round to drop off soma undarwaar which I'd laft at his housa. Not all of wat ha brought was mina. FML

#533
26 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of mah friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising 4 our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Pickd Up My Computer Which Had Been At The Repair Shop For Two Weeks . I Quickly Loggd On To MSN To Talk To The Girl Who I'd Been Hitting On For Weeks . Her Profile Picture Was A Photo Of Herself With Her New Boyfriend . FML

#531
22 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, mah new girlfriend's father strokd mah leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today , I found te password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in te "booty call" category. FML

#525
47 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 2:05am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today My Mistress Calld My Wife On The Phone. FML

#524
193 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

#523
66 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I told myself: "Go on you big geek go outside get some sun get yur ass away from in front of yur PC go 4 a walk". I finally muster the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've been in an internet cafe 4 four hours. FML

#519
34 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 2:11am - misc - by Dr_JF - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying looool pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
114 comments

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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah Art Director once again turnd down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on fir a week . looool This time he took his belt off an startd thrashing the model to pieces . FML

#517
35 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 10:24pm - work - by Fuzy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashe off it and makes little blue stain on jumpers. FML

#511
13 comments

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On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version



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