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Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
129 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
40 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
22 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

#477
12 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 7:54am - misc - by Idi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

#476
44 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 3:59am - love - by Velian - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
21 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13315) - you deserved it (4010)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

#469
48 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 7:05am - intimacy - by Soline - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
236 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
26 comments

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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
20 comments

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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
16 comments

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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

#461
25 comments

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On 12/06/2008 at 10:49pm - misc - by greg76 - Sent from mobile version



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