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Today, Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. FML

#559
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18156) - you deserved it (1938)

On 12/21/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by Loola - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML

#557
60 comments

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On 12/20/2008 at 7:23am - kids - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
49 comments

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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

#555
20 comments

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On 12/20/2008 at 12:50am - misc - by elo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got ready to stay over at my boyfriend's house. I brought food, new lingerie, and I got a bikini wax. I did stay overnight, but I was holding a bucket for him because he had gastroenteritis. FML

#550
32 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 12:41am - love - by Carla J. - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
43 comments

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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
62 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

#543
48 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML

#538
36 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 10:38pm - misc - by kisyfrot - Sent from mobile version

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24990) - you deserved it (1967)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
62 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

#531
22 comments

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On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version



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