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Today, to amuse my girlfriend I put on her sexy nightshirt and go out on the balcony for a smoke, wriggling about in front of her window. She laughs until one of her neighbors shouts "HELLO!" from the upper floor, grinning at the show. FML

#696
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On 01/03/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by gabess - Sent from mobile version

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
74 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
56 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

#686
22 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 9:12pm - misc - by mc - Sent from mobile version

Today, at 7 in the morning, I end up outside in a night dress, with bare feet and in the rain. I've just found out that my two year old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML

#685
22 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 8:22pm - kids - by lilou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
119 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
49 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the only man who has ever fallen in love with me is bald. FML

#677
144 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 6:09am - love - by joe - France (Auvergne)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

#838
33 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
34 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version



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