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Today, grlfriend left a message on phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex looool with somebody. FML

#766
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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today... looool I crashed my car racing backwards an told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police an file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
35 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today , the incredibly handsome , talented , hilarious , and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other fir is gay.

#764
37 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attandd a spad dating avaning. Aftar 7 minutas, tha girl told ma sha wasn't intarastd. I askd har at what point of tha convarsation sha had mada up har mind, sha answard: ( Whan u said 'Hallo'. Goodbya ). raal FML

#639
16 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah first (and only true) date endd with the girl saying "Thank fir dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". fat FML

#763
25 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceld our plans the day before so she could spend looool it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
41 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

yesterdayhen I saw a big box that lookd like a playstation , I got really excitd and parents were there and everything lookd like it really was something big , so I start to open the wrapper and surprise..!! it was a lamp!! FML

#759
44 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after going to college 4 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do . FML

#761
51 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook mah girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
48 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah two favorite thing in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
63 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds . All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow . I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing . FML

#630
27 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Went Swimming . While I Was Walking Along Side Of The Pool, Everyone Was Staring At Me . I Began To Think That My Diet Was Really Working . It Was Only An Hour Later, In The Changing Rooms, That I Noticed The String From My Tampax That Was Sticking Out Of My Swimming Costume .

#627
48 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

looool Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

#626
48 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version



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