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Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

#838
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4976) - you deserved it (22642)

On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (1800)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (4631)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

#771
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23266) - you deserved it (3087)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18540) - you deserved it (7189)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16718) - you deserved it (7835)

On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (5632)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33292) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (7990)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48738) - you deserved it (2484)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4341) - you deserved it (39242)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

#764
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23558) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18951) - you deserved it (2064)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version



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